Pitbull Pal Prints

Pitbull puppies, must go to a bad home.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

Fur Baby

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'