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Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

Be a friend.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Hang Time Fido

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

"Jack Russell?"

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"He's a real dog person."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

'No problem...'

Puppy Love.

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'