Paw-sitive Pals Gifts

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Man with broken leg in cast.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

Be a friend.

'Let's see those smiles.'

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

Hang Time Fido

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"He's a real dog person."

Puppy Love.

"Jack Russell?"

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.