Paws Pal Gifts

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'That was fun!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A large leaf falling on a dog

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

No Soliciting

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"A little help, please."

"Don't even think about it."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Fur Baby

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door