Paws Pal Gifts

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'That was fun!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A large leaf falling on a dog

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

A man and his dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pet a Puppy

No Soliciting

"A little help, please."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Don't even think about it."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Fur Baby