Paw-sitive Trainer Gifts

'Is he good or what?!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"That's just not the real me."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'Let's see those smiles.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Hang Time Fido

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Heel! Toe!

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

"He's a real dog person."

"Are they still following us?"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

Dog obedience school