Paw-sitive Trainer Gifts

'Is he good or what?!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"That's just not the real me."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

Hang Time Fido

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Heel! Toe!

"He's a real dog person."

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

"Are they still following us?"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

Man salutes as cat walks in.

Dog obedience school