Paw-sitive Groomers Gifts

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

Hang Time Fido

Heel! Toe!

"He's a real dog person."

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

"I need some assistance here."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Is he good or what?!'

Dog obedience school

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."