Paw-sitive Groomers Pillows

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Hang Time Fido

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Heel! Toe!

"He's a real dog person."

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

"I need some assistance here."

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Is he good or what?!'

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

Man salutes as cat walks in.

Dog obedience school