Paw-sitive Trainers Gifts

"I said SLIPPERS!"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Hang Time Fido

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Heel! Toe!

"He's a real dog person."

'Maybe I've got washboard abs underneath - you ever think that?'

"Are they still following us?"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

'Is he good or what?!'

'Lingerie works, but I usually lure Doug to the bedroom with a laser pointer.'

Man salutes as cat walks in.

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

"Let's get the ball."

Dog obedience school