Paw-sitive Feedback Gifts

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

Grammarian.

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'Let's see those smiles.'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Hang Time Fido

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Heel! Toe!

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

Extended Stay.

'Is he good or what?!'

Dog obedience school

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.