Paw-sitive Feedback Pillows

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Grammarian.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

Hang Time Fido

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Heel! Toe!

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

Extended Stay.

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

'Is he good or what?!'

Teaching dog to fetch slippers.

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

Man salutes as cat walks in.