Paw-sitive Thinkers Gifts

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"Shhhhh. Don't talk about my t-a-i-l. I don't want it to suspect anything when I sneak up and catch it."

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

Museum of dog memorabilia

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Let's see those smiles.'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Chasing, digging, rolling, fetching. . . have you no experience doing absolutely nothing at all?"

Hang Time Fido

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

Heel! Toe!

I wonder if they can think...

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

'Level with me, Doc. How bad is it? What's it going to cost?'

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'