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'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"After dropping out of obedience school, my life just went downhill..."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Hang Time Fido

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"Chasing, digging, rolling, fetching. . . have you no experience doing absolutely nothing at all?"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Heel! Toe!

I wonder if they can think...

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

'Level with me, Doc. How bad is it? What's it going to cost?'

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

'Don't tell me you want universal health care!'