Pawsitive Thinkers Gifts

Extended Stay.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

George Santayana

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'I inherited therefore I am'

Question Mark

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

Road Guilt

Spirituality.

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"Chasing, digging, rolling, fetching. . . have you no experience doing absolutely nothing at all?"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Heel! Toe!

I wonder if they can think...

Gun with an olive branch on it.

"Kids and grand kids squared away forever ago. All set with money. No energy for a whole court thing. So-o-o... maybe you just die?" "Whatever makes you happy, sweet cheeks."

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."