Pawsitive Thinkers Pillows

Extended Stay.

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'I inherited therefore I am'

Question Mark

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"Chasing, digging, rolling, fetching. . . have you no experience doing absolutely nothing at all?"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Road Guilt

"I said SLIPPERS!"

Heel! Toe!

"Kids and grand kids squared away forever ago. All set with money. No energy for a whole court thing. So-o-o... maybe you just die?" "Whatever makes you happy, sweet cheeks."

Gun with an olive branch on it.

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

I wonder if they can think...

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'