Paw-some Groomer Gifts

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Canine Companion

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Biofelineism

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Dog Park

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Dog lover

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Dogs shaving

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Be kind"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'