Quirky Groomer Gifts

'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'

DIY pedicure

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Horse Clean-up

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

The wool club for mammoths.

Pumping up wig in blender.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Barber shop for birds.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

A young boy shaving

Monks haircutting with compasses

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

Medusa's Greatest Fear

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

Bathing a Cat

'Do-It-Yourself Cat Wash'

"And which solar system are you from?"

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

Hairdresser pruning a vegetable (colour).

Barnyard wigs.

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

'I thought it was a coffee morning.'