Quirky Beautician Gifts

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

Medusa's Greatest Fear

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Doulton Canada Geese

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

The Formal Street Artist

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Burlyesque

Watering can helmet.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Operation Tattoo

Pants Uglifier!

Monster slippers.

Dog Catcher.