Quirky Salon Goer Gifts

Getting your hair cut.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

DIY pedicure

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Hats

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

Medusa gets a trim.

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Fish Pedicure

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.