Quirky Salon Goer Gifts

Getting your hair cut.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

DIY pedicure

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

Hats

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Carrie White found a manicurist who makes house calls.

Medusa gets a trim.

Fish Pedicure

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'