Quirky Haircut Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

Bobo's Barber Shop

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Where Mom used to take you.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

London Fly-Paper Vendor

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