Quirky Hairstyles Admirer Gifts

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Ass-less Chaps

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Where Mom used to take you.

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

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