Quirky Hair Enthusiasts Gifts

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hats and Food

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Where Mom used to take you.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Kangaroo Pocket

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

Monks haircutting with compasses

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Deer with flip-flops

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

'Home?'

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

"Spud, a few of the lads would like a word."

"I see an accident and a trip to the hospital. Lucky for you, I also sell clean underwear."

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

DNA