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'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

"Well it was going to be a pony tail, but then I thought what the heck."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

Where Mom used to take you.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Kangaroo Pocket

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Deer with flip-flops

Monks haircutting with compasses

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

'Home?'

"Spud, a few of the lads would like a word."

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

"Wearing a thong out in public...DISCUSTING!"