Quirky Hairdressers T-Shirts

Pumping up wig in blender.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Doulton Canada Geese

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Watch Your Step

DIY pedicure

Artist, painting graphs.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

I took up antkeeping.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Where Mom used to take you.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

hey good lookin ( 'six summers' card range idea)

Medusa's Greatest Fear

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'