Quirky Hairdressers Pillows

Pumping up wig in blender.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Doulton Canada Geese

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Watch Your Step

Artist, painting graphs.

DIY pedicure

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Where Mom used to take you.

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Casual day in Antarctica.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

Medusa's Greatest Fear

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Monks haircutting with compasses