Quirky Hairstyle Enthusiast Pillows

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Extreme Comb Over

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Hats

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Where Mom used to take you.