Quirky Hairstyle Enthusiast Pillows

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Extreme Comb Over

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Giant Sale!

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"Great tights!"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Lady Gaga

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Hats

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.