Quirky Hair Enthusiast Pillows

"I want it lawyer in the front, client in the back."

Building on the popularity of casual Fridays, many companies have instituted bad hair Monday.

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Football Crazy strip six

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'What's wrong with you?'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Where Mom used to take you.

Ass-less Chaps

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Lady Gaga

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

One size fits all