Quirky Hair Enthusiast Pillows

"I want it lawyer in the front, client in the back."

Knight's plumage made from real hair.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Football Crazy strip six

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Pumping up wig in blender.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Where Mom used to take you.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Ass-less Chaps

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

London Fly-Paper Vendor

One size fits all

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Circus News