Quirky Hair Artist Pillows

DNA

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Doulton Canada Geese

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

DIY pedicure

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

Perspective Repair

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.