Quirky Haircut Lover Pillows

'He gets really mean if you ask for a different hairstyle.'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Snapshots in Time

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

The latest in Eyewear.

Giant Sale!

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Joan Crawford junior