Quirky Haircut Enthusiast Pillows

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Giant Sale!

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'My dad cut it. My mother repaired it. Now, I'm looking for some professional maintainance.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Haircuts...cast out evil thoughts..."

Bobo's Barber Shop

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

Child cutting her brother's hair

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Barber has strapped boy in barber chair with a safety belt.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Where Mom used to take you.

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

One size fits all

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."