Quirky Hairstyle Aficionado T-Shirts

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hats and Food

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Nice haircut."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Two men in barber shop

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

An afterthought/An afrothought

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Hats

Where Mom used to take you.

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"What? I slept seven months."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

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