Quirky Hairdo Enthusiast Gifts

Where Mom used to take you.

Love at First Sight

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Like my new haircut?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was

A Macaroni in 1773

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

One size fits all

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

Monks haircutting with compasses

'Please tell me those are not steel wool pads glued to your head.'

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

"If you like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6220. If you don't like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6221."

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Elton Coiffeur.