Quirky Hairdo Enthusiast Prints

Where Mom used to take you.

Love at First Sight

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

"Like my new haircut?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"I can't believe it! -- My Mom spent $45 on this hairdo, and they still didn't put me in the gifted class!"

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

A Macaroni in 1773

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

One size fits all

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Monks haircutting with compasses

Deer with flip-flops

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

Elton Coiffeur.

"Anything in there about when the hair stylists' strike will end?"

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"If you like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6220. If you don't like Sally's new hairdo, dial 1-900-555-6221."