Quirky Coiffure Lovers Gifts

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Great tights!"

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Where Mom used to take you.

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Ass-less Chaps

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Kangaroo Pocket

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Belling the Cat