Quirky Coiffure Lovers Mugs

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Great tights!"

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Ass-less Chaps

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Lady Gaga

Where Mom used to take you.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

Kangaroo Pocket

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"