Wacky Hairstyle Enthusiast Gifts

Youth with extravagant hairstyle shops for hair gel. Varieties available: Stupid, Absurd and Utterly Ludicrous.

"Nice haircut."

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Young Elvis

Two men in barber shop

Operation Chrome Dome.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

What female dogs think about their looks.

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.

An afterthought/An afrothought

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

"High Fashion"

Beauty Bee

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

His mane bun is just so wrong.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'I use that to check for combovers.'

'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

Gambling ladies in extravagant head dresses arguing

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"What? I slept seven months."

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."