Beauty Salon Goer Gifts

'You look different dear... had your hair done?'

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

The quarantine self cut.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'Medium well, please.'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"So what's your success rate?"

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

Your hats off! Salon now open

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

God's Manicure.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

Where Mom used to take you.

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"He spoils them."

"I'm just going to te hairdressers. They've got some new gossip in."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Medusa gets a trim.