Salon Goer Gifts

'Hold on - the manicurist's on her way!'

"We're doing everything we can, which is just hair and nails, unfortunately."

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help.

'Okay, luv, do you give estimates?'

'I do sometimes bleach my hair, it's the only way I can get it clean!'

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

God's Manicure.

'Have you been in there for the sake of your health?'

"I'm sorry, this is a beauty salon not a miracle salon."

Your hats off! Salon now open

Dandruff, sir..?

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Judge getting hair done.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

GURLERS

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

I could clean up this town if I could keep my gun belt on.