Salon Lover Gifts

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Mmm

'Don't ya love relaxing at the beauty shop, Joy?'

GURLERS

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Luck at the beauty salon.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Can you recommend a really good conditioner Betty? My hair has been incredibly dry recently."

"i told her to cut it chin-length, but I forgot to tell her which chin. . ."

The adoration of the gels.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Judge getting hair done.

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"So what's your success rate?"

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

"He spoils them."

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

God's Manicure.