Salon Lover Prints

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

GURLERS

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Luck at the beauty salon.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Can you recommend a really good conditioner Betty? My hair has been incredibly dry recently."

"i told her to cut it chin-length, but I forgot to tell her which chin. . ."

The adoration of the gels.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Judge getting hair done.

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"So what's your success rate?"

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

God's Manicure.

"He spoils them."

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Your hats off! Salon now open

Where Mom used to take you.

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"Can you loosen it a bit Andre, I can't close my eyes"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.