Salon Chat Lover Prints

'So, you going anywhere nice on your holidays?'

The adoration of the gels.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"I'm thinkin' blond."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Bar Therapy

Judge getting hair done.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

GURLERS

"You must be new around here, pardner."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"So what's your success rate?"

Shakespeare makes much ado about nothing.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"He spoils them."

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

'I know exactly what you mean...men are such hot heads!'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"