Salon Lovers Prints

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Judge getting hair done.

GURLERS

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Your hats off! Salon now open

"He spoils them."

Where Mom used to take you.

God's Manicure.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Saloon Selectives

Dye now, pay later!

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

"It's the Florida kid."

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'