Salon Lovers Prints

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

GURLERS

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Judge getting hair done.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Your hats off! Salon now open

Where Mom used to take you.

"He spoils them."

God's Manicure.

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

Saloon Selectives

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

Trigger happy hour 6 - 7.

'Punch, kick, grapple, bite.' - 'Them's fightin' words!'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

Medusa gets a trim.

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'

"It's the Florida kid."