Beauty Salon Lovers Prints

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Hair spray"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

The quarantine self cut.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

'Botox.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'Medium well, please.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"He spoils them."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

Week three, things started to get ugly.

Dye now, pay later!

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'