Beauty Salon Lovers Pillows

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

The adoration of the gels.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Hair spray"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"Your mascara is running."

The quarantine self cut.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'Botox.'

GURLERS

Judge getting hair done.

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'Medium well, please.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

"He spoils them."

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

"I said I wanted to go to Stacey's Nail Bar."

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

Week three, things started to get ugly.

'Is this for a beauty treatment or a major overhaul?'