Salon Enthusiast Pillows

'Who ordered the Brazilian?'

A styling moose.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"Okay, who left the drier on suck instead of blow?"

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

"Remember girls - these are evil and must be punished!!"

Hair straighteners

"He spoils them."

'Rapunzel can't come to the phone right now. I'll ask her to ring you back when she's finished in the dryer.'

One For Two. Two hairdressers come across a problem as they finish off their clients hair...

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

Judge getting hair done.

The adoration of the gels.

'Smashing'

'Did he just retire?'

Dye now, pay later!

'You want a shampoo?... Great! My hands could do with a good wash.'

'I could use a trim.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Absolutely not!"

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

A Manicure

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'More hair than brains.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"