Salon Enthusiasts Pillows

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

Multi-Tasking.

The adoration of the gels.

"Absolutely not!"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Curling your hair for no reason

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'More hair than brains.'

"Hair spray"

Hairstyles

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

The quarantine self cut.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'Botox.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Bald man with a brush on his head

"Fashion over function!"