Salon Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

Multi-Tasking.

The adoration of the gels.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Absolutely not!"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Hair spray"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Hairstyles

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

The quarantine self cut.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Botox.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head