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Old West Salon

The adoration of the gels.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Be creative...!"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

Georgian head-dress

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Today's Rapunzel

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Army barber says: 'Don't say 'Surprise me', soldier. I've never managed that yet.'

'Will I outgrow my hair like you when I grow up?'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

"Is there room for me?"

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Moses parts the Red Sea.

"He spoils them."

'I don't think much of your work experience scheme Eric!'

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"May be I should part my hair on the right."