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'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'

'I call it THE MAGIC PONY'. A hairdresser creates a new masterpiece.

The adoration of the gels.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

A Manicure

"Nice haircut."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"What'll ya have?"

The latest in Eyewear.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Two men in barber shop

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Judge getting hair done.

Being Pampered.

Georgian head-dress

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'

An afterthought/An afrothought

Women bring a different perspective to watching football.

Today's Rapunzel

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."