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"Next..."

The adoration of the gels.

Bad hair day!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"I don't like your application."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

What price beauty?

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

A Manicure

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"Nice haircut."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

New Twenty Blades

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Beauty salon - Our hair color is to dye for!

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"