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"She's had a lot of work done."

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

How people who have plastic surgery see themselves...

'It's an ad for an anti-wrinkle remedy.'

Long suffering cricket wife

"I'm afraid you're going to need a new pair of corrective lashes, Mr. Fox."

Does Not Test On Humans

'Starting from bedrock again, Mom?'

'Looks like the Man in the Moon has been hitting the Botox again.'

'Wait a minute - a spiritually uplifting all over body-rub, are you guys - Jojobas witnesses?'

'Cosmetic surgery has made her look a lot younger, but she can't hide her lack of tech skills.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Will your wrinkle cream work on these trousers, Mavis?'

Bad hair day!

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'